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Top 10 Music Jokes and Riddles

Top 10 Music Jokes and Riddles

We recently asked students from our music lessons in Singapore to contribute their favourite jokes and riddles. They delivered! These jokes are great for ice-breaking and small talk. You don’t even need to know how to play an instrument to understand them.

Students of our music school wrote these top 10 music jokes and riddles!

These Top 10 music jokes and riddles are not ranked and don’t have to be! We laughed at every single one of them anyway.

  1. What do you get when you drop a piano on an army camp?
    A-flat major!
  2. What musical keys do cows sing in?
    Beef-flat…
  3. Why did the fish make such a good musician?
    He knew his scales!
  4. What types of songs do planets sing?
    Nep-tunes
  5. What type of drum cannot be played?
    Eardrums
  6. Why was music coming out of the printer?
    The printer was JAMMING!
  7. What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
    Pop music!
  8. Why did the singer climb higher?
    To reach the high notes!
  9. Wanna hear a joke about staccato?
    Never mind—it’s too short.
  10. Why did the drummer complain about his salad?
    It didn’t have any beats.

Music Jokes and Riddles

Why are students of our music school having so much fun?

It’s no coincidence that students at our music school genuinely enjoy their music lessons. We take pride in delivering high-quality lessons that go beyond just achieving results. In fact, several of our students who previously attended other music schools in Singapore have shared how much more they’re enjoying their lessons with us now.

Curious about what makes our music classes different? Read our article, How Does a Music School Ensure Happy Music Lessons?

Music school with happy music lessons for kids in Singapore

Want more music jokes and riddles? Join us!

Get set for endless fun and laughter when you take music lessons with us! Consider signing up for trial lessons!. We might be able to provide the missing link for your child.

Vinnie Mah

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